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the perks of being boof
and other tales
there is a very fine line between being mentally unstable and being silly as shit.
leakycon:

We’re almost done! Team StarKid is now in the FINAL FOUR round of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament! 
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leakycon:

We’re almost done! Team StarKid is now in the FINAL FOUR round of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament! 

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leakycon:

Sherlock made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!
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leakycon:

Sherlock made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!

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Pokémon made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!
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Pokémon made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!

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Disney made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!
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Disney made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!

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Vlogbrothers made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!
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Vlogbrothers made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!

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leakycon:

Team StarKid made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!
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leakycon:

Team StarKid made it to Round Two of LeakyCon's Fandom Madness tournament!

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leakycon:

The fandom conference LeakyCon is hosting its Fandom Madness tournament this week!
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leakycon:

The fandom conference LeakyCon is hosting its Fandom Madness tournament this week!

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wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

peredhelhathladring:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

tomhiddleeston:

I asked my mum and dad to do the thing and this is what happened. 

Biscuit Cucumber and The other Sherlock.

dANIEL RADCLIFFE

peredhelhathladring:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

tomhiddleeston:

I asked my mum and dad to do the thing and this is what happened. 

Biscuit Cucumber and The other Sherlock.

dANIEL RADCLIFFE

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



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indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:

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so let me get this straight:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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girls are fucking badass.

cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

agameofmerthur:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

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Dear every single follower I never greeted:

claude-faust-ass:

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